How I blew 20 Million Dollars…

I must give it to them, these guys are persistent. I suppose this kind of scam must work for the perpetrators or otherwise not so many people would be wasting so much time and bandwidth in this kind of crap. I even read somewhere that this is an actual industry in Nigeria with traceable income in the overall GDP.
There must also be an unending supply of suckers out there who actually reply to this kind of correspondence. Well, good luck guys!!! Who knows, maybe some distant cousin will get the 20 millions and cut me in the profits. I am sure I will not…
Would somebody please put this guy Musere out of his misery?
By the way Mr. Musere, please check your spelling. It does not look very professional in business transactions to have these kind of errors. Besides, aren’t there 20 million reasons to look good?
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Email:rmusere@mailtobe.com
Dear Andrade,
Compliments.
My name is MR. ROLAND MUSERE, a close confidant of Mr.Martin Andrade,a
foreign national but who was resident engineer who was into heavy duty
farm equipment maintenance and supplies in Zimbabwe. Since his death I
have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my friend’s
extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last
name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I
contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money
left behind by my friend before they get confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the security company where this huge deposits were
lodged.
…. read on

The crux of the matter is that during the war against the farmers in
Zimbabwe from the supporters of President Robert Mugabe to claim all the
white-owned farms to his party members and his followers, he ordered all
white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his
followers.
My friend being one of the best agric-engineers in the country and because
he did not support Mugabe’s ideas,Mugabe’s supporters invaded his site and
burnt everything in the site, killing him and his entire household and
made away with a lot of items in his site.
Before his death, he had deposited with one of the Security Companies in
Europe the sum of US$20 Million (Twenty million USD), then after his
death,because of the apprehension all over the place I decided to move out
of Zimbabwe temporarily.Indeed my late friend died just a couple of days
after he had just returned from a visit to the said Security company in
Europe where he had gone to extend the period of domicile of the Twenty
Million USD for another 12 months.
Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for some
years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this
transaction is moved out of the Security Company. You will be rewarded
with 25% of the total sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for
any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and
70% will be for invest in your country.
All I want you to do is to furnish me with your confidential phone numbers
for easy ommunication. You can contact me via mail:rmusere@mailtobe.com
Note that this transaction is 100% risk free and absolutely confidential.
Thanks and God bless.
Regards,
MR ROLAND MUSERE